It is official, Lord Flippy Johansen, III, The Slayer of Beasts has lost his mind. This morning when I entered his suite to awaken him, Flippy was gone. After some searching, I found that he had climbed out the window, stole the blacksmith's pants and holed up in a cave. We have tried to get him to come out of the cave, but when he came out (walking on his hands no less), he was only out long enough to kick one of the guards and scurry back into the cave. Now, I'm sitting outside the cave, watching him eat the blacksmith's pants.
I will update on the situation once we know more about why Flippy is acting this way. Until then, I need to help the guards, because every time they get close, Flippy kicks them.
Sincerely,
The Warlord Liam Hawk, Defender of Flippyville, Chief Steward of Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts.
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