Yesterday evening, Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts, stood up on his balcony and declared, "CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!" This morning, Flippy returned to the balcony and this time declared, "CHEESE FOR NO ONE!!!" Flippy then proceeded to declare war on cheese! Flippy now has the town guard searching the town and rounding up all of the cheese. Flippy refuses to discuss the reasons for this "War on Cheese." Instead, each time he is asked about it, he simply answers, "You will understand in time." More on this to come.
The Warlord Liam Hawk, Defender of Flippyville, Chief Steward of Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts.
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