Yesterday was mostly eventless. Flippy remained in the cave and refused to come out for any reason. Last night while we slept, Flippy emerged from the cave. He entered the town and stole everybody's socks! We awoke this morning to find that he had taken all of our socks and when we arrived at the cave, Flippy was weaving our socks into a gigantic sock ball! We've tried to get him to return our socks, but every time a guard approached, he would hit them with a melon. Now, not only is Flippy refusing to come out of the cage, but he has all of our socks in there with him.
Once again, I will continue to update on the situation until such time that it is resolved and Flippy comes out of his cave. I have to go now because he's apparently decided throwing coconuts is a good idea and I think he's liable to hurt somebody.
Sincerely,
The Warlord Liam Hawk, Defender of Flippyville, Chief Steward of Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts.
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