One week later, Flippy still will not explain to us the reason for his War on Cheese. Last night, he sat in his room for two hours, poking a piece of cheese with a stick and asking it questions. After those two hours, he emerged and handed us the cheese saying, "Either it won't talk, or it knows nothing." We reminded him that cheese does not talk and he said, "Well, that was a waste of two hours, then, wasn't it?" Flippy has continued to order all cheese that is found be rounded up and has ordered the dairy makers that they should put a halt to making cheese. It is still unclear the reasons for Flippy's actions, but we hope he shall reveal his motives in time.
The Warlord Liam Hawk, Defender of Flippyville, Chief Steward of Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts.
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