Wolpertinger

It has been nearly 10 months since Flippy declared his "War on Cheese." This very afternoon, with no explanation of how or why, Flippy declared the "War on Cheese" was over. This evening, Flippy announced that with his victory in the "War on Cheese," he would now turn his focus toward finding the legendary beast called the Wolpertinger. Tomorrow, we shall set sail from Flippyville to discover this creature. Flippy has appointed one of his relatives to rule in his place until his return. Flippy insists that should we successfully find this creature, we would return to Flippyville as heroes. Until that time, I will seek to keep the people aware of our journey by updating each day I am able to. For now, I must go prepare to set sail tomorrow.

The Warlord Liam Hawk, Defender of Flippyville, Chief Steward of Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts.