Black Sails in Flippyville Harbor! That's what we saw just two weeks before the Flippyville Guitar Hero Tournament was set to begin. In our land, black sails are a sure sign that the ship belongs to pirates. And because of this we knew something must be done.
We set out to meet with those in the ships and found that they intended to block our harbor unless we turned over to them all of our gold. Upon hearing this, Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts, slapped the captain of the pirate ship with his fish, and we returned to shore. As we prepared to do battle with the pirates, Flippy jumped into the water and swam at the pirate ship. Upon reaching the ship, he began to headbutt it. Flippy then returned to shore and ordered an attack.
We advanced upon the ships, and the lead ship (the one Flippy had headbutted) suddenly began to sink. As the pirates fled to other ships, we quickly surrounded them and prepared for battle. The captain of the first pirate ship dropped his sword and surrendered. The other pirates soon followed suit as they saw Flippy was now swimming for their ships.
After a brief discussion, the pirates were sent on their way, promising never to return. Having proved victorious in this situation, we all cheered Flippy as we made our way back to the square to begin preparations for the Flippyville Guitar Hero Tournament.
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