Cheese

Yesterday evening, Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts, stood up on his balcony and declared, "CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!" This morning, Flippy returned to the balcony and this time declared, "CHEESE FOR NO ONE!!!" Flippy then proceeded to declare war on cheese! Flippy now has the town guard searching the town and rounding up all of the cheese. Flippy refuses to discuss the reasons for this "War on Cheese." Instead, each time he is asked about it, he simply answers, "You will understand in time." More on this to come.

The Warlord Liam Hawk, Defender of Flippyville, Chief Steward of Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts.

Flippy Crisis: Solution

Today, after over a week of odd behavior, five injured guards, and three impromptu one man interpretations of famous musicals, Flippy has emerged from the cave. His behavior has completely changed and he has shown no signs of remembering the events of the past week. The town psychiatrist has attempted to explain this, and can only come to the conclusion that Flippy had a complete mental breakdown. Flippy has since returned to normal and he is perfectly fine.

Sincerely,

The Warlord Liam Hawk, Defender of Flippyville, Chief Steward of Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts.

Flippy Crisis: Day 3

Yesterday was mostly eventless. Flippy remained in the cave and refused to come out for any reason. Last night while we slept, Flippy emerged from the cave. He entered the town and stole everybody's socks! We awoke this morning to find that he had taken all of our socks and when we arrived at the cave, Flippy was weaving our socks into a gigantic sock ball! We've tried to get him to return our socks, but every time a guard approached, he would hit them with a melon. Now, not only is Flippy refusing to come out of the cage, but he has all of our socks in there with him.

Once again, I will continue to update on the situation until such time that it is resolved and Flippy comes out of his cave. I have to go now because he's apparently decided throwing coconuts is a good idea and I think he's liable to hurt somebody.

Sincerely,

The Warlord Liam Hawk, Defender of Flippyville, Chief Steward of Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts.

Flippy has flipped...

It is official, Lord Flippy Johansen, III, The Slayer of Beasts has lost his mind. This morning when I entered his suite to awaken him, Flippy was gone. After some searching, I found that he had climbed out the window, stole the blacksmith's pants and holed up in a cave. We have tried to get him to come out of the cave, but when he came out (walking on his hands no less), he was only out long enough to kick one of the guards and scurry back into the cave. Now, I'm sitting outside the cave, watching him eat the blacksmith's pants.

I will update on the situation once we know more about why Flippy is acting this way. Until then, I need to help the guards, because every time they get close, Flippy kicks them.

Sincerely,

The Warlord Liam Hawk, Defender of Flippyville, Chief Steward of Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts.