First I should introduce myself. I am The Warlord Liam Hawk, Defender of Flippyville, Chief Steward of Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts.
Now, to begin this blog, allow me to explain how Lord Flippy Johansen III became known as The Slayer of Beasts. It began two weeks ago as our village was attacked by a beast that came to be called the Dust Bunny of Epic Proportions. This beast stood sixteen feet in height and threatened the safety of our entire village. Flippy set out and faced the beast in battle. With a torch, Flippy struck the Dust Bunny and it burst into flame. The Dust Bunny fled toward the river, but Flippy gave chase and caught the beast by the tail. With a swift blow, Flippy slew the Dust Bunny of Epic Proportions and rolled its burning carcass into the river.
The next day, the shepherds came running to the village. They told us that they had been chased from the Silver Glade by a great Black Monkey that had taken control of the land. Flippy, along with myself, set out to face this Black Monkey of the Silver Glade. Upon arriving at the Glade, we found the Black Monkey, violently swinging the branch of a tree. Flippy first drew out a banana and threw it at the Black Monkey. The Black Monkey leapt for the banana, but upon seeing Flippy, turned and charged in our direction. Flippy pulled a fish from his satchel and struck the Black Monkey with it. The Black Monkey backed away, but then again tried to strike Flippy. This time Flippy moved and the Black Monkey leapt upon my face. I pulled the Black Monkey from my face and threw it across the Glade. Flippy then leapt upon the Black Monkey again striking it with his fish, and slaying the beast.
As a result of his actions in slaying the Dust Bunny of Epic Proportions and the Black Monkey of the Silver Glade, Flippy was granted the new title of "Slayer of Beasts." Our great village of Flippyville feasted in celebration of the actions of our leader, Lord Flippy Johansen III, The Slayer of Beasts.
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